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Friday, September 11, 2009

Yes, I actually have said this..

"Stop growling at your sister."
"Get your hands out of your pants, it's disgusting."
"No, you may not have cookies for breakfast."
"Who peed in the vent?"
"If you are going to play with yourself, please do it in your bedroom."
"Never trust a fart, something else may come out and surprise you."
"We do not play with your brother's penis."
"No, I do not have a penis. No, it doesn't tickle when I go over bumps."
"Leave my breast alone, go play with your own."

.... I have many more sayings.. and I will leave the rest for another post :)

4 comments:

Jen said...

look at all your posts lately! you're on quite a roll :)

those boys are too much. and honestly, i've had a couple penis discussions myself that were doozies, only i don't have a boy to blame it on!

Larissa Annen said...

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!

Mary Zolene said...

I wonder what awesome things you will have to say now with Gracie in the mix!!

Mary Zolene said...

PS- I LOVE the new blog design. Very classy and fun!